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The Rx Club 22nd Annual Call for Entries Deadline August 14, 2008 |
It don't mean a thing if you ain't got no bling. Yo, Ad peeps. If your office space could use shiny new bling, then kick it into high gear and show us your goods. The battle is on for a massive stash of gold and silver eye candy, plus a whole heap of excellence. First, check out these handy tips. Dos and don'ts of bling: Iced–out chains – Nothing impresses a client like 200 or 300 shiny gold chains hanging around your neck. Welcome back Mr. T! Just make sure not to get them tangled up in the copy machine. Grillz – Maintaining your über cool look can be a grind; so let dazzling grillz do the work for you. Careful not to blind your coworkers with your dental diorama. Respect. Dope outfit – Show up to the office in some Snoop Dogg–inspired threads guaranteed to get your coworkers' jaws talking. They'll be like "whoa," and you'll be like "whoa," and they'll be like "whoa" back. Shiny threads can be hazardous, so keep at least 20 feet away from flamethrowers. Pants that actually touch your waist will be considered an insult. Bling rings – If your cube farm is way too beige, maybe it's because your fingers are bare as a bone. Splurge on some fresh finger flash. If they give you caveman posture, just remember it's all part of your blingage attitude. Shine on, you crazy diamond – You can't fake the funk if your ears aren't loaded with plat. Top up fashion people. That's what I'm talking about. Delish. Superbad attitude – Can't spring for bling? Not to worry. Apply your boffin' skills to conjuring up more flashy ad concepts like the ones you've become famous for. Legend. Then ship them off to the illustrious diva of Rx, and cross your bling fingers, if you can. 
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